The Montana legislature is finally getting to the important
matters in doing the people’s business – making it legal to eat
roadkill. Top five results of the roadkill bill:
5. Montana’s driver’s license test includes road rules,
safety, and field dressing the carcass of your choice.
4. New tourism slogan: “Come for the scenery, stay for the
bloated, fly-specked, buzzard-pecked elk steak!”
3. New deer crossing signs feature a knife and fork.
2. In an unrelated matter, a program that feeds the elderly
has been renamed “Meals Under Wheels.”
1. Unofficial new state motto: “We’re all Honey Boo Boo now."
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