Friday, February 8, 2013

Abbottabad = fun!



Top five fun facts about the amusement park being built in Abbottabad,Pakistan:

5. They don’t issue tourist maps – just keep looking for a few years and you’ll find it.

4. Popular ride for kiddies features the irritating theme song, “It’s a small jihad after all.”

3. Instead of the seven dwarves, it’s “Snow White and Seal Team Six.”

2. About its trademark attraction – well, let’s just say “you will get wet on this ride.”

1. Opens at 10 a.m., closes at zero dark thirty.

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