5. Millennials telling him his baskets aren’t “Instagram-worthy.”
4. Trying to deliver to Washington. Congress always blocks
him, complains when they don’t get any candy, and blames Obama.
3. Delivering to the Trump household. It’s hard to find a
basket that will fit those tiny, tiny hands.
2. Hops his ass off all day but doesn’t even get a trending
hashtag.
1. Thought he had enough baskets for the Cruz household, but
it turns out he needs five more.
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