Friday, March 25, 2016

The Easter bunny’s top five complains about his job:

5. Millennials telling him his baskets aren’t “Instagram-worthy.”

4. Trying to deliver to Washington. Congress always blocks him, complains when they don’t get any candy, and blames Obama.

3. Delivering to the Trump household. It’s hard to find a basket that will fit those tiny, tiny hands.

2. Hops his ass off all day but doesn’t even get a trending hashtag.

1. Thought he had enough baskets for the Cruz household, but it turns out he needs five more.

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