Yeah, I don’t know anything about sports, but still, is that any reason not to let me in the March Madness office pool? Actually, there are at least five good reasons:
5. Sick of me asking what month March madness is in.
4. I believe in lucky numbers, so I don’t see why you won’t let me pick seven teams to make that final four thingie.
3. Telling me I always back losers anyway, just because I invested in Bear Stearns, texted for that Sanjaya guy on American Idol, and my car has a “Mike Gravel ‘08” bumper sticker.
2. I do so know about sports! That final four you always talk about is a rubber man, an invisible girl, a human torch, and a guy made of rocks.
1. Can we forget about last year? Once and for all, I'm sorry about the "The Foam Finger Incident."
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