The other day I on the brilliant Sadly No blog I ran across Dennis Prager’s list of questions parents should ask college admissions counselors, lest they inadvertently select an institution that will befuddle junior’s carefully cultivated conservative brain with crazy librul ideas. The blogger suggested that, rather than packing the kiddies off to the horrors of Harvard, red-state Ma and Pa should choose a conservative school, such as Bob Jones or Montana State. Well, as a resident of the treasure state I happen to know that Montana State is a fine university. Top five classes at Montana State:
5. White-tailed deer, mule deer, elk and liberals: types of prey and what to shoot them with.
4. Foreign languages: how to talk to Canadian hunting guides.
3. Great men in history: Colt, Remington and Winchester.
2. Civics 101: the bald eagle. Beautiful, majestic symbol of our country, and delicious on the grill.
1. Civics 102: Voting. How Diebold does it for you, so you don’t have to!
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