Oh, Hillary . . .

this is such a non-response response to the Eliot Spitzer scandal:

"I obviously am sending my best wishes and thoughts to the governor and to his family," she told reporters. When asked whether Gov. Spitzer could survive politically she said "let's wait and see what comes out of the next few days. Right now I don't have any comment. I think it's appropriate to wish his family well and see how things develop."

We know what you’re just dying to say:

“A few thousand bucks on one hooker? I can’t believe the crap that passes for a career-ending scandal these days. Hell, Bill once blew Chelsea’s whole college fund on two-week ‘summit meeting’ in Cancun, and that was just on booze and cheeseburgers, ‘cause the tramps were doing him for free.

“And hey, Silda, honey, talk about ‘feeling your pain.’ I recognize that expression on Eliot’s face, and I know exactly how much pressure you were applying to his tighty-whiteys to produce it. By this time next year, ‘Kristen’ or whatever the hell her name is will be just a faded ‘Miss June’ centerfold in one of the many magazines under Jonah Goldberg’s mattress. So forget about her. Let’s get together for some margaritas and we’ll start planning your 2012 campaign for senate. Or governor. Your call. I’ll have my people start working on some ‘Spitzer’ campaign slogans that don’t read like late-night talk show double-entendre punch lines.”