Former White House spokesperson Scott McClellan recently released a book, “What Happened,” in which he made the shocking revelation that the Bush administration consistently and deliberately lied to us. Which is news to anyone who hasn’t been paying attention the last seven years. Top five other revelations in McClellan’s book:

5. Cheney’s hunting accident was no accident – he’s licensed to kill lawyers. Unfortunately the limit is one per season.

4. After we invade Iran, Barney the dog called dibs so the next war will be against CatNextDooristan to take down Fluffy and her paws of mass destruction.

3. That perpetual glazed expression on Laura’s face? Let’s just say it would go away if Dubya would stop talking about his “stimulus package.”

2. Every Tuesday at the White House: Karaoke night! Dubya always kicks things off with the Edwin Starr classic “War,” with his own hilarious “What is it good for?” lyrics.

1. By day, Condi Rice is a globe-trotting warmonger Secretary of State. By night she dons a long blonde wig to become her alter ego, pop singing sensation Rhoda Dakota.