Friday, May 2, 2008

Friday 5: Snob Magazine

A Russian billionaire is starting a magazine called “Snob,” for – well, for snobs. Top five articles in the premiere edition of Snob:

5. Be nice to the little people. Learn two words in your housekeeper’s native language.

4. You’re still burning jet fuel?” The biofuel Lear jet: class superiority AND moral superiority!

3. Love quiz! Can you BOTH look down on each other?

2. Domestic champagne, off-the-rack clothes, flying economy class – the horrors of life in an ungated community.

1. Subscription information: Sorry, you’re not our type.

But I don’t know what you have to be so snobby about when your web site looks like this.

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