Yesterday the California Supreme Court struck down a law prohibiting same-sex marriages. Top five effects of the ruling:

5. Republican congressmen immediately flock to LA to publicly repudiate the ruling, and privately ask where the “special bars” are located.

4. It’s just a coincidence! Welder and Pierce were already planning a quick weekend trip to LA.

3. Idaho Senator Larry Craig denounces the ruling, saying that when it comes to marriage, the court should take a “narrow stance.”

2. Ryan Seacrest is finally free to marry the person of his dreams: himself.

1. Being gay just became more fair, more equitable, and way less cool.