Friday, January 29, 2010

Top five signs someone hacked the teleprompter for the State of the Union Address:

5. The new rebates to stimulate the home brewing industry – cash for kegerators.

4. The new security initiative offering free snausages for protecting the homeland against infiltration by squirrels and raccoons.

3. Our new national anthem: that “Pants on the Ground” song.

2. The honest admission of the biggest mistake of last year: “Leno should never have been moved to prime time.”

1. The entire text was as follows: "You wanna know what the State of the Union is? For heaven's sake, read the internal blog.”

That plug for Featherlite Trailers, though -- I'm sure that was actually supposed to be there.

1 comment:

Marnie said...

Love the internal blog shout out!