5. The new rebates to stimulate the home brewing industry – cash for kegerators.
4. The new security initiative offering free snausages for protecting the homeland against infiltration by squirrels and raccoons.
3. Our new national anthem: that “Pants on the Ground” song.
2. The honest admission of the biggest mistake of last year: “Leno should never have been moved to prime time.”
1. The entire text was as follows: "You wanna know what the State of the Union is? For heaven's sake, read the internal blog.”
That plug for Featherlite Trailers, though -- I'm sure that was actually supposed to be there.
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Love the internal blog shout out!
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