The problem with working in an office with just Woody is that he’s not very quotable. Adorable, sure, but his conversation tends to be limited to the dog version of “Could you open the door please?” and requests to have various body parts petted and/or scratched. So it was nice to work in a real office with real people, mainly because all I had to do for this week’s list was write down about five minutes’ worth of our Monday morning conversation.
Top five actual quotes from the Minot office:
5. “It was hard to find any pictures that were decent enough to post online.”
4. “Everyone was using the stripper pole.”
3. “Then they’d put the duck in an inappropriate place.”
2. “She’d taken her bra off and was swinging it over her head.”
1. “So I told him, ‘Go into your backside and check your junk.’”
Thanks guys! If I had live streaming audio from your office, the Friday 5 would write itself every week.
1 comment:
anytime you need new material, our door is always open!
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