Our feeder-robbing friend didn’t come back yesterday, so maybe he’s moved on to someplace not protected by fearsome creatures like Woody, or me and my garden trowel.
Top five ways to keep the bears away:
5. When decorating your deck, don’t go with the pic-a-nic basket theme.
4. Scented outdoor candles: good idea. Scented outdoor candles that smell like honey, huckleberries and slightly rancid salmon: bad idea.
3. Make being on the deck dangerously unpredictable by throwing random things out the window. Like my *&^% laptop when it ^#$* reboots itself like it did just now.
2. Old fragrance: Opium. New fragrance: pepper spray.
1. Set a TV outside tuned to Fox News. That should repel almost anything.
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