I recently learned that some of my coworkers have cars that run on Microsoft Windows. Oddly, this does not seem to frighten them. Top five signs your car runs on Windows:
5. It takes five minutes to start it up, five minutes to shut it off, and it randomly restarts itself throughout the day.
4. Your engine has more bugs than your windshield.
3. If you use low-octane gas, you get an “invalid fuel format” error.
2. The good news: If you have an accident, it automatically calls for help. The bad news: It calls the Geek Squad.
1. You really, really don’t want to see its Blue Screen of Death.
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