Top five easy last-minute Halloween costumes:

Forgot to get a Halloween costume? Not to worry -- here are some ideas for costumes you can easily throw together from stuff lying around the house:

5. A blue blazer, distracted expression and your laptop: You’re a Northwest pilot.

4. A couple of teabags, an unintentionally funny, misspelled sign and an attitude of aggrieved ignorance: You’re a teabagger birther deather patriot.

3. A couple of teabagger-supporting stories, an unintentionally funny, misspelled graphic and an attitude of aggrieved ignorance: You’re a psychotic ranter FOX “journalist.”

2. A pin-striped suit, bucket full of money and an attitude of shameless greed: You’re a Wall Street bailout baron.

1. Take off your levis and show off your johnston: You’re Levi Johnston.