Summer, meet winter. So much for fall.
Just how crappy is the weather here today?
5. We put a keg of brandy around Woody’s neck. It’s not for rescuing anyone. We’re just too lazy to keep walking to the liquor cabinet.
4. I’m getting all nostalgic for those balmy North Dakota winters.
3. Senator Max Baucus’ local office has switched over to its usual winter heat source: burning bales of insurance lobbyist money.
2. Glenn Beck is claiming the weather system is illegitimate unless Old Man Winter can produce a certified birth certificate.
1. Letterman’s busy writing an apology for it.
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