Friday, October 2, 2009

Roguey Maverick, or Mavericky Rogue?

Is Sarah Palin a roguey maverick, or a mavericky rogue? Then again, “Going Rogue” could be a misspelling and perhaps the book is really full of makeup tips.

Top five alternate titles for Sarah Palin’s book:

5. Russian Dressing: How Foreign Policy Experience Can Get You Some Great Designer Duds

4. Oh, the Things I Know! How to make moose chili, bag a running wolf from a helicopter, and get a great deal on a used snow machine.

3. I don’t have any title ideas right now, but I’ll find some and bring ‘em to ya.

2. The Lyin, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

1. I know I said “five titles,” but I’m quittin’ this list now ‘cause I’m not gonna be some dead fish go-with-the-flow lame duck writer who “finishes” stuff.

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