Is Sarah Palin plain old crazy? Or crazy like a Fox News anchor? She has a lot of armchair psychiatrists reaching for the DSM-IV, but I think she’s the first example of a new disorder: Munchausen’s by Media, in which the afflicted person compulsively uses the media to complain that she’s being victimized by too much media attention.
Top five real reasons Sarah Palin resigned:
5. Gonna catch up on her readin’ and show that damn Katie Couric a thing or two.
4. It was all a ploy to get free publicity for new line of designer chest waders.
3. She doesn’t have any reasons right now, but she’ll find some and bring ‘em to ya.
2. Wanted to be free to sneak off to Argentina to indulge her real passion: hunting water buffalo.
1. Wanted to be free to sneak off to New York to indulge her real passion: hunting David Letterman.
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