A tip of my frilly Easter bonnet to Mikey-Mike for providing the inspiration for the topic and the link for this week’s #1.

The Easter bunny’s top five complaints about her job:

5. “The price of jelly beans keeps going up, I got a subprime mortgage on my hutch, and now Santa wants a friggin’ bailout because the North Pole is ‘too big to fail.’”

4. “Can we just pick a date and stick with it? The first Sunday following the first full moon that occurs on or after the spring equinox – try putting that in your Outlook calendar.”

3. “The Tooth Fairy keeps nagging me to switch to sugar-free marshmallow peeps.”

2. “Every year I get chased all over this yard in Montana because some crazy lady told her dog I’m a round-tailed, floppy-eared squirrel.”

1. “Think this is amazing? Try laying the damned eggs in the first place.”