Even the squirrels know better.

The other day we were getting into Dean’s truck to go into town to spring Woody from the kennel. The passenger seat was filled with the usual junk – golf balls, sunglasses, water bottles, and four empty cigarette packs. I shoved most of the stuff behind the seat but put the cigarette packs on the hood of my truck, planning to throw them in the garbage when we got back. Then I promptly forgot about them.

The next day Dean noticed the empty packs on his way to work in the morning. All four were still on the hood of the Honda. But one of them had been chewed on. Only one, which appeared to have been sampled and spit out. In other words, even the friggin’ squirrels know better than to get involved with tobacco products. If only humans were that smart.

So for those of you who deliberately suck that crap into your lungs, the next time you light up, just recall that you are officially dumber than a squirrel.