The subject of dog names came up around the office last week, and it turns out a coworker has a dog named Honey. Hmmm –

Top five things that might sound funny to the neighbors if they don’t know Honey is your dog’s name:

5. “Honey, drop that squirrel!”

4. “Ewww, Honey, don’t lick yourself there.”

3. “Honey, would you please stop peeing on my flowers.”

2. “Honey, I think it’s time we had you fixed.”

1. “Honey, I’m warning you for the last time. Stop humping that bitch from next door!”