Signs of the times

Sure, anyone can put up a standard McCain/Palin yard sign, but shouldn’t his supporters be more creative? Original? Mavericky? As it turns out, they are. Top five homemade political signs:

We start with a twofer:



Isn’t it nice to have a front porch where you can enjoy some beverages with the neighbors, reminisce fondly about the War of Northern Aggression, and always get a laugh when you say “I’m going to rise again . . . and get another beer!”



Obama seems friendly and outgoing, but I don’t know if he’s the “socialest” guy in the country.

This one ups the ante on that handmade “Mavrick” poster from the convention:



Hey, maybe the mavrick guy from the convention helped this guy with his poster:





You are officially stupid. Mostly for wearing that shirt.



Hmm. Do you suppose he means “half-blend muslin”? Perhaps he’s trying to make a comment on Obama’s sartorial choices on the campaign trail. Then again, maybe not. This guy doesn’t seem to be much of a fashion plate.

As for my yard, soon it will be sporting this sign, even though only Woody, the squirrels and the UPS guy will see it: