Friday, March 22, 2013

Top Five Signs of Spring



5. North Dakota’s down to its last five feet of snow.

4. Carnival Cruise passengers have more daylight to scrounge for food as their crippled ships get towed back to shore.

3. No robins this year – they’ve been furloughed by the sequester.

2. John Boehner’s tan has faded to burnt umber.

1. It’s March Madness in Washington: President Obama makes his picks, and Mitch McConnell immediately moves to filibuster his bracket.

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