5. North Dakota’s down to its last five feet of snow.
4. Carnival Cruise passengers have more daylight to scrounge
for food as their crippled ships get towed back to shore.
3. No robins this year – they’ve been furloughed by the
sequester.
2. John Boehner’s tan has faded to burnt umber.
1. It’s March Madness in Washington: President Obama makes
his picks, and Mitch McConnell immediately moves to filibuster his bracket.
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