Friday, March 29, 2013

The Easter Bunny's Top 5 Complaints About His Job



5. Hugh Hefner insisting that I cut up his food for him. I keep telling him I’m not that kind of bunny . . .

4. Constant nagging from the Tooth Fairy – “Why can’t you switch to sugarless jelly beans? You know what my workload will be next month?”

3. The crappy breakfasts. Ever try a Denver omelet made with Cadbury eggs?

2. The Washington deliveries - Republicans say giving children free candy makes them too dependent on mythical rabbits, Democrats say the eggs are too high in cholesterol, and John Boehner just cries no matter what’s in his basket.

1. All the legal hassles for deliveries to North Dakota since eggs were granted “chickenhood” status.

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