5. Hugh Hefner insisting that I cut up his food for him. I
keep telling him I’m not that kind of
bunny . . .
4. Constant nagging from the Tooth Fairy – “Why can’t you
switch to sugarless jelly beans? You know what my workload will be next month?”
3. The crappy breakfasts. Ever try a Denver omelet made with
Cadbury eggs?
2. The Washington deliveries - Republicans say giving
children free candy makes them too dependent on mythical rabbits, Democrats say
the eggs are too high in cholesterol, and John Boehner just cries no matter
what’s in his basket.
1. All the legal hassles for deliveries to North Dakota
since eggs were granted “chickenhood” status.
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