5. All those screenings and pat-downs now required before they can climb on their broomsticks.
4. Hogwarts stubbornly refuses to repeal its ridiculous “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy on squibs.
3. The search for the horcruxes turns out to be an elaborate geo-caching promotion by “Horcruxes-R-Us.”
2. Hedwig’s death, made all the more tragic since she’d just signed a lucrative endorsement deal with HootSuite.
1. Harry’s search for the Dark Lord gets way easier when he finally realizes that Voldemort checks in regularly on Foursquare.
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