So is Christine O’Donnell’s campaign really some kind of Joaquin Phoenix-on-Letterman style piece of performance art? An absurdist tribute to Monty Python? A Punk’d prank? You’d think it would be easy to mock her, but she’s so bizarre she’s almost beyond mockery. She makes Sarah Palin look almost rational. OMG! That was the plan all along!
Top five upcoming revelations from the Christine O’Donnell campaign:
5. She never went to Yale. She also never went to Princeton, Oxford, or Claremont Graduate University – they must have gotten on her resume through witchcraft.
4. She flirted with Judaism, but her favorite meatball recipe includes pork.
3. She also dabbled in Lutheranism. Loved the meatball suppers but couldn’t take the lutefisk.
2. She rejected fundamentalist Islam, because “who knows what could be going on under those burquas.”
1. She thought about Hinduism, but was afraid she’d be reincarnated as one of those mice with human brains.
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