Some weeks I don’t know what to do for a Friday Five list. Then Sarah Palin opens her yap, or in this case, her laptop, and the list just writes itself. Thanks Sarah. In the immortal words of the Bard of Wasilla, “Got to celebrate it!” Here’s a Friday Top 20. As the real Shakespeare put it, “Can one desire too much of a good thing?”
20. "To be governor or not to be governor . . . I’m goin’ with 'not to be' on this one."
19. "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, so it ain’t Russia cuz that’s out my west window."
18. "The miserable have no other medicine but only hope. So, how’s those death panels workin’ out fer ya?"
17. "Is this a dagger which I see before me? Hope so, ‘cuz I gotta field-dress this moose."
16. "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some get a call from the McCain campaign."
15. "Neither a borrower nor a lender be. Just make a speech and rake in the fee."
14. "How well he's read, to reason against reading! Take that, Katie Couric!"
13. "Get thee to a gunnery!"
12. "My word salad days, when I raked in the green in speaking fees."
11. "Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of the lamestream media, or by Tweeting, avoid them."
10. "As flies to wanton boys are we to the Gods, they shoot us from their helicopters."
9. "Something is rotten in the state of Alaska. Todd, how old is this salmon?"
8. "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying refudiation."
7. "Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage. I’m just sayin’, Levi."
6. "The empty vessel makes the loudest sound. So, how many of y’all here today are tea partiers?"
5. "I am not bound to please thee with my answer, Charlie Gibson."
4. "O God! that one might read the book of fate. Or any book, really."
3. "Double, double, toil and trouble, drill baby drill and let spills bubble."
2. "O, wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! Plus guns to shoot them with!"
1. "Et tu, Bristol?"
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