Top five signs you're way too much into the whole social media thing:

5. You have a near-death experience and all your Facebook status updates flash before your eyes.

4. Your spouse asks what channel you want to watch and you say, “#p2 or #EdHead – anything but #tcot.”

3. You’re expecting, and you whittle down the list of potential baby names by checking to see which ones are available on Twitter.

2. You apply to the Department of Agriculture for a Farmville subsidy.

1. Your favorite holiday is #FollowFriday.