Seriously, another one?

This isn’t even funny any more. Okay, yes it is. George Rekers is the latest anti-gay gay-curing conservative “family values” crusader to get caught with his hand in the – well, let’s say cookie jar. He says he took rent-boy “Geo” along on his European trip to “carry his luggage.” So that’s what they’re calling it these days.

George Rekers’ top five excuses:

5. I thought I was renting from Craigslist. Turns out I was renting from LarryCraigsList.

4. Gaycation – that’s short for great vacation, right?

3. Sure, I took a Rent-boy – I love that musical.

2. I wasn’t trying to rent a guy named Geo. I was trying to rent a Chevy Geo.

1. I made an honest mistake. Next time I’ll be sure I’m getting a straight, conservative, patriotic luggage-carrier by Googling for a “teabagger.”

#2 is, of course, demonstrably false. No one has ever deliberately rented a Chevy Geo.