5. You’ve produced this great expose on how illegal immigrants are bringing bad luck into the US. You can’t wait to air it on your CNN show this Friday the 13th.
4. You’re on your book tour, and the mean old MSM keeps practicing “gotcha” journalism by asking questions about stuff that’s in your book.
3. You’re on your book tour, and the mean old MSM keeps practicing “gotcha” journalism by asking questions, period.
2. You have to plead guilty to highly publicized crimes involving your son. And you’re not even George Bush Sr.
1. You just found this great place with all the sunflower seeds you can eat, and some mean lady took it away. Hey, raccoons have bad luck, too.
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