New state laws banning smoking in all businesses, including bars, recently took effect here, much to the dismay of smokers like this man, quoted in the local paper:
“This law violates the Constitution, which gives us the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. My idea of happiness is smoking a cigarette while I drink my beer.”
In sixth grade, his idea of happiness must have been cutting civics class.
What are the odds that the same guy would be interviewed by the Lake County Leader and The Onion in the same week?
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