Top five highlights of coming to North Dakota:
5. No pesky mountains to get in the way of the view.
4. Like Montana, gun ownership is legal. Unlike Montana, gun ownership is optional.
3. Real electricity! I won’t have to pedal all day to power my laptop.
2. That big sign at the MT/ND border: “Welcome to North Dakota. With 99.9 percent fewer bears.”
1. My squirrel-pelt slippers will be considered a cute novelty rather than a fashion staple.
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