Friday, May 15, 2009

Hitting the road next week . . .

Top five highlights of coming to North Dakota:

5. No pesky mountains to get in the way of the view.

4. Like Montana, gun ownership is legal. Unlike Montana, gun ownership is optional.

3. Real electricity! I won’t have to pedal all day to power my laptop.

2. That big sign at the MT/ND border: “Welcome to North Dakota. With 99.9 percent fewer bears.”

1. My squirrel-pelt slippers will be considered a cute novelty rather than a fashion staple.

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