She totally stole my idea for getting out of jury duty by dressing up as Princess Leia and claiming to be a hologram. So far I still have the jury duty thing coming up Monday. I'll find out after 5 today if the case is still going to trial.
Top five excuses for getting out of jury duty:
5. "Aww, come on, who *hasn't* gotten drunk, stolen a bulldozer and knocked down some trees and a power line or two? Around here, that's considered a great first date."
4. "Can Woody sit in the jury box with me? He's my 'human whisperer.'"
3. "Let's skip all the boring testimony and stuff and get straight to the Chewbacca defense."
2. “Could you explain the charges in 140 characters or less? I gotta Twitter this.”
1. "Sorry I sat in the wrong place, your honor. I'm just so used to being the defendant."
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This is not related to this post...but do you still have the Ronson FoodMatic?
Is the Ronson FoodMatic available for sale?
retrokitchen, I guess my e-mails to you aren't getting through. It is available for sale. Please add me to your list of approved e-mail senders: kkallestad@centurytel.net and we can discuss via e-mail.
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