On Tuesday, Obama’s victory was cause for celebration. Now it’s Friday and I’ve come to a terrible realization. Starting in January, it’s going to be a hell of a lot harder to toss off a quick Friday 5. Oh Dubya, I miss you already.

But this week our list was inspired by an actual headline from CNN:

Zoo gorilla gets colonoscopy

And you thought your job was tough. Top five jobs that are tougher than yours:

5. Snowplow driver in Bismarck.

4. Prank phone call screener for Sarah Palin.

3. Head writer for SNL, ‘cause now they’ll have to write funny news instead of just reading the real news.

2. Explaining to Bush why he has to move out of the big White House and won’t have the shiny fancy plane to fly around in any more.

1. And, apparently, remodeling my friggin’ kitchen, because this project is lasting longer than the election.