One of our colleagues, who shall remain nameless for his own protection, recently went above and beyond the call of duty. In the course of testing the ad system on the Ed Schultz website, this brave individual used his own credit card, thus creating a permanent link between this stalwart conservative and the progressive talk show host.
Top five potential consequences of this dangerous act:
5. Getting thrown out of Bill O’Reilly’s “Falafel of the Month” club.
4. An offer from Todd Palin to join him on a nice ride waaaay up into the mountains on his snow machine.
3. Every time you try to tune into Rush, the radio automatically goes to Air America instead.
2. Ending up on Obama’s e-mail list. Don’t open those messages, ‘cause they might infect your system with the insidious “hope” virus.
1. Liberal cooties!
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