Friday 5: Dog Thoughts

I ran across a “cute dog contest” photo gallery the other day. No, I didn’t enter Woody. It wouldn’t be fair. Those other dogs wouldn’t have a chance. But the photos were begging for captions. Top five things these dogs are thinking:


“How are we supposed to pull a sled wearing these, and what the hell is a ‘Nike endorsement deal’?”



“Heh heh heh. They think I’m being all cute and cuddly. What they don’t realize is Timmy’s coming home from school any minute now, and Fluffy’s head is right across the slot car track.”


“The vet’s gonna take my what?”


"The vet took my what?"


“I’m so glad I met you. You’re not like those other phony bitches around here.”