Yesterday one of Dean’s coworkers went on a rant against daylight savings time.
“I don’t see why I have to lose an hour every spring. That’s just stupid. Arizona doesn’t have daylight savings time, because they have enough sunlight and they don’t need to save any. If they had an extra hour of sunlight, they’d just use more electricity for air conditioning. The government shouldn’t be telling me how to set my clocks.” I think it goes without saying that the guy is an avid fan of Fox News.
I gotta give Dean credit. He boldly waded into the deep, murky waters of stupidity, trying to explain. The guy cut him off as a great idea occurred to him.
“We should just change in the fall and not in the spring. I don’t mind gaining an hour in the fall, but I hate losing an hour in the spring. So we should just change the clocks once a year instead of twice.”
He saw absolutely nothing wrong with this plan. In fact, he thought it was brilliant.
Dean knew when to give in.
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