Top five reasons programmers don’t blog:

(Topic and list ideas courtesy of Welder, so he shares the blame)

5. Speling. Speeling. Spellling. Having to put letters in some stupid fancy predetermined “order.”

4. Pr0n. Uh, setting up the filters to keep it out. Yeah, that’s it.

3. Cosplay. Those big Klingon gauntlets are made for killing, not typing.

2. LARP. Tenth-level wizards with a Sword of Thunder, Amulet of Justice and immunity to spells and hexes are too cool to blog, man.

1. Do you have any idea how long it takes to write out “hello and welcome to my blog” in binary?