5. The new Tiger Woods game – you drive an SUV, dodging angry wives, mistresses, golf clubs and fire hydrants while trying to hang on to your endorsement contracts.
4. The new musical game – Extreme Polka: Accordion Hero.
3. A McCain campaign visor, rogued-up Sarah Palin-style.
2. The Glenn Beck fun pack: a Bible, a gun, a chalkboard, a box of teabags and a stocking full of psychotic rantings.
1. The Woody fun pack: snow Snow SNOW, yummy fluffy delicious wonderful SNOW!
He’s in for a rough weekend. It’s been mild here and we had rain yesterday so his beloved snow is disappearing already. Maybe his little doggie mind is thinking, “Wow, that was a short winter.”
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