Top five signs summer’s over:
5. Nuts at town hall meetings have switched to heavier sweaters, coats and ammunition.
4. Glenn Beck’s face turning deep, dark shade of red . . . oh, sorry, that’s just a sign of yet another psychotic rant.
3. Paris Hilton spotted buying warm, modest, sensible clothing. For her dog, but baby steps, baby steps.
2. Media-savvy congressmen can now stage their sex-scandal-confessional press conferences against colorful autumn backdrops.
1. Woody has switched to his cold-weather booties.
And he looks pretty happy about it, doesn’t he?
His feet are better but still a bit red and ragged and he keeps licking them, so that means the booties stay on for now. So I guess I’ll be seeing that reproachful “why must you humiliate me in front of my squirrel enemies?” expression for awhile yet.
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