Abuse of power, hiring staffers for blind loyalty rather than qualifications, ruthlessly trampling anyone who dares to voice an independent opinion, and utter lack of even basic foreign policy knowledge – thank goodness the GOP is bringing change to Washington! Top five highlights of the election now that Sarah Palin’s on the ticket:
5. There was nothing to that whole “lipstick on a pig” thing. But the debates will be brought to you by Revlon and Oscar Mayer.
4. Palin wasn’t hiding from the press. She was prepping to be VP by getting hunting tips from Cheney.
3. Her plan to cut the federal budget by billing only $25 per diem for staying in the VP residence at the Naval Observatory. That’s half her usual rate!
2. She DID say “Thanks, but no thanks” on that Bridge to Nowhere. “Thanks, I’ll build that bridge,” followed by “No thanks, but I’ll keep the money.”
1. Her swift reaction to criticism of her support for shooting wolves from airplanes. In Alaska, legal plane-hunting prey now includes ex-brothers-in-law, insufficiently subservient librarians, and that mean Charlie Gibson for asking such hard questions.
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